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A supposed grainy image of Cult Classic's troll face...

Not much is known of this self proclaimed 'internet cringe comedian', so instead here's a brief summary of...

everything including his origin story. cool story bruh...

shitty beginnings.....

Cult Classic was born in MataMata New Zealand-which is the town where the Film set for Lord of The Ring's 'The hobbit shire' is located.With that said it is easy to dub Cult as the troll of the shire-[irony!]....It is unknown if Mr Classic is tight with Gundulf and Dildo Faggin's crew however...
Gundulf in the hood -shire-

His current location according to his facebook troll page is in Shit Tang, Hormogzan in Iran....

Growing up he ended up farming for a girlfriend in highschool, racking up a grand total of over 90 rejections and 'absolutely zero pussii to show for it :D' he proclaimed.

He blames the dark souls cock blocker mechanism women employ for use more than he blames his naive younger self...

for this he was nicknamed 'the pussii slayer' as a joke by his peers,may not seem like much but in filthy frank realms such a name is a mark of a badass cringe.